Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE
WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS
"QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to collapse their trestle tables*
if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusementUNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES
no but guys i have a serious fear of balloons and everyone is lik e “HERE LET ME POP A FUCKING BALLOON IN YOUR FACE” like you’re an asshole. don’t fucking play with people’s fears
I GET SO JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WHO SEE COOL SHIT ON THE LOG IN PAGE
BECAUSE I NEVER SEE THE LOG IN PAGE
BECAUSE I NEVER FUCKING LOG OUT
MY EXACT THOUGHTS
You can tell by the way I walk I’m a women’s man no time to talk
Right in the feels, I’m so done,
hey look, satan made a post
This is the one character death I will never get over, so now I’m crying.
Wow, fuck you all I’m actually crying right now
Why would you post things like that
nOOOOOOO WHOEVER MADE THIS YOU ARE SATAN AND YOU BROKE ME WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
what even are cats
Everything about this picture is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
I can’t stop laughing at this and I’m not even sure why.
|—||10 word story (via 5weetsorrow)|
i pointed at her swollen belly confused at how my mother
had gotten so big in such little time
my father scooped me in his tree trunk arms and said
the closest thing to god on this earth is a woman’s body
it’s where life comes from
and to have a grown man tell me something so powerful at such a young age changed me to see that the entire universe rested at my mother’s feet
I’m having a conversation with one of my friends and I ask him, “What defines you?” and he responded with, “Nothing. A definition excludes the possibility for change.”
This is one of the best responses I’ve ever received to any of my questions.